Yet another brain dead Russian ruins the day.

So I'm playing this 11 rebuy tourney and I've profiled this Russian Einstein to be loose aggressive and he's horny for flops. I'm tired of laying down relatively good hands so this time I make a stand, the result below:

I'm aggressor both times so, this is just the top of idiocy. But I forgot that at pokerstars you need 99.99% chance just to have a small chance of winning a hand. Let me put it this way: I'm certain I can recognize him on the notes I made for him the next time. BTW I had 56% chance on the flop.

Relatively close to a WPT seat... But I blew it with a fish move :(

I wanted to go for a WPT seat in the WPT qualifier 55$ buyin. 86 participated. A set of 6ses, lucky trips of 6ses and some aggresive play and a ninja trick sent me to the final table. Here I tried a ninja trick that backfired. Slowplaying the kings sent me right into a set of 6ses on a 678 flop which I couldn't get my dirty fingers out from. I thought he might had hit a pair and a outside draw, so I went for it but got my arse kicked. Then I stole a couple of blinds and went allin with 44 the worst player on the table called with AJ and hit his A. That sent me out as 9th. 1st place was a WPT seat and 2nd a  seat at party pokers autumn million. Then some minor bucks to seat 3-6. Aaaargh "stupid stupid stupid" as rawshack puts it in watchmen.

Finally some back wind

I played 3 tourneys today.

Went in the money in two of them and bubble boy in the third :(

But 7/710 and hence the final table is definitely acceptable even though only in a 5.5 rebuy tourney. All it took was some focus, ninja tricks and a small amount of luck. I'm pretty sure that Ive lost focus and the overview of the prober value of hands before today. But today it felt like I was in the zone. Even with to little sleep so that is comforting. I'll try to gain the poker gods favor yet again tomorrow.

ACE-raped ;(

You know the drill:

Looking down at Anders And (Donald duck in Danish):

 MMmmm. I want payment so the question is "how to make them pay?".

 FF (does not mean "Fine Friend" !) on the button doubles the blinds:

 So I double his bet:

Then BB wants a piece of the action:

That could be a little problematic oddswise, But then the then FF re-re-raises:

I'm thinking at this point, "ok there's some srious dough in  the pot now". I'm allin:

BB folds and the Button has to call. I'm happy to see:

But then it begins, my nightmare... I look up to the heavens where the poker god resides. It's full of white clouds, but what is that? The clouds start to disperse and a hairy set of cheeks decends slowly:

At this point the anal vent of the poker god starts to open and a turd of unbelievable dimenensions starts to pull out of the A-hole.. The turn shows:

Can it really be that unlucky Carsten, AKA. G.O.P isn't struck by bad luck?....

The River unfolds and while I'm gazing up the Braun balloon-nut of the poker god I'm standing with open mouth to avoid neck pain. This ultimately results in a ton of crap hitting my mouth:

Just before the money. Even though "only" 5.5 rebuy. I hate playing like a GOD and get raped!

Shocked by the amount of bad luck.

So Im trying to see if I can earn some money on only playing sit'n'gos on pokerstars as the have some leaderboard benefits. I didn't get cards for a long time then my bad luck started, I'm allin with AK against TT. I don't hit so loose that one. Later I'm limping with AA UTG a guy is allin with QQ and he hits his Q. Later in the same SnG I call UTGs +2 bet with TT. Flop: 793. He checks and Im allin. He thinks and thinks and calls with AQ. Turn: A, River: A. Combined probability: 3,5%. What a waste of time!!

2nd in step 6/6 in Partypokers step-challenge

So, it's the first time I hit the price positions in the step challenge on Partypoker.

Step 1 $3
Step 2 $10
Step 3 $30
Step 4 $70
Step 5 $170
Step 6 $500

And I converted $3 into $1000 on 3 days. They are covering my lately losses.

I've started to play a little naughty after I saw some tricks from Negrano on the internet and it seems to work ;)

Buuut, in step 5 my A8 killed QQ and A7 killed KK. Nasty lucky! But on the other hand it's time the poker goddess start french kissing me!

Right on!

Some hardcore grinding today.

Went into the price positions in 12/17 sit'n'gos. And advanced to step 4/7. A good income today. But I can't  hit some dough on pokerstars. I think they must be running some different engine with different statistics.