What a damned idiot!

Sitting in late posish calling a 4x raise with 56s. One initiated the bet and a guy in mid has called.
Flop: 456.
First dude is betting the pot 2nd calls. I raise ~3times their bet. 1st dude re-raises. 2nd calls and I'm allin. Result:

"Ehhhhhh I have middle pair and an over card, that's gotta be a killer hand" (should be spoken with a retard voice!). What a dumb and lucky idiot! Bye bye in that tourney (first hand).

"Can I get a fuckin' amen, Unz Unz!"..

.. To quote Marcey Runkle... That was about freakin time I got to the price positions.

5/189 - 3K€ GTD
and
3/271 - 5K€ GTD

Damn it was difficult to get there. The road has been laid with bad beats but my winnings today gets me in plus again (compared to the last days of bad beats). Nice and finally! Satisfied that some mathematical justice was served with a handfull of whopass! Yes!

I wonder why I can't win any tournaments...

Haha it's almost too far out. 92,7% on the flop. 80% preFlop.

Pillow time!

Ok, I can't eat any more badbeats so I've taken my pillow from the bedroom to absorb my scream if somebody is bad beating me again :| (please don't please don't!).

WHAT IS HAPPENING!

Raising to 850 (blinds 100/200) with QQ. One numbnut calls. Flop:
79J.
I bet 1300/2100
He's allin and I call
He has KJ and Turn.... J!!!!!!!!!!
What is this sh*t!?

SICK SICK SICK!!

Friday poker night starts with calling an allin on a 46A flop. I'm sitting after the dude. I raisede ~6xBB pre-flop. He sits with 57s:
Turn: A
River: 3. Straight for him.

Later I get KK and 3 others are allin one has 99 and the 2 others AJ...
Flop: A9x
Turn and river doesn't help me.
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Alrighty then I'm getting lowstack in a sit'n'go so I'm allin with A3. Called by KT... River K. Bye bye.
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OK... Playing a 5K$ freezeout:

... After the anger has landed and I de-briefed myself about the scenario I can actually take something from it. So there's a little good thing in it.... although I hope that the little fish I don't know if you've heard about it, but that little fish from Amazonas will swim up his pee-pee and bring his friends and hang out there a couple off weeks or until he excuses for his luckiness. ArgH!

Let's hope the poker gods are done using me as toilet paper. Oh no they aren't. Just lost with KK against AQ in another tourney. Hilarious!.

My internet part 114..

Then I talked to my ISP today (for the 1x th time). My connection which originally was 20Mbit and costed 249 DKK has been lowered to 5Mbit but they didn't credit my account altough I paid upfront. So I talked to them and was expecting ~ 1/4 the price (~62 DKK). If they were nasty I could imagine 100 DKK. But for an unstable 5Mbit line I get it for a bargain price of .... Drums!..... 174 DKK. That's logic for ...... eh ...... well ...... TDC? Tadaaa!

Loosing a 90,5% chance and internet down again.

This is so far out! I went allin in a tourney with KK and was up against KJ he hit his JJ and I'm out. In another one an idiot is allin with Q9 from early and I call with AK. He hit both his Q and 9. Just 5 mins ago my internet goes down. I almost believe that someone has a candy camera and is just wanting to push my buttons.

Unlucky again to an absurd degree.

The first tourney tonight I go out with a 70% chance. I'm sitting with 86 on a 558 flop. I'm allin and a fool with A9 calls and hits his A.

The other tourney I'm setting one guy allin with JJ pre-flop. He has 44 and hits his 4. Yes boys and girls that's a 80% chance I'm loosing.

The last Tourney I have AK as Small Blind. It's a low buyin tourney so when a dude in early is allin I call and look at AQ.... Yes he gets his damned Queen!

A little later I have AK again. 3 are allin. Two of us have AK and the other A8 and he hits his flush... Far freakin out!

And the last beat of tonight is against the chip lead in a 2k€ GTD. I'm sitting with QQ and he sets me allin as he did a couple of times before. I call, hit a set and loose to his flush and end as the bubble boy. Wonderful! SICK!

What a damned waste of time!

Almost impossible to be that unlucky.

Loosing alll f*cking night!!

My AJ against AT just sent me out in the 4K€ GTD rebuy tourney. Some dude calls my limp from early. Flop:
A85
I'm allin and he hits his f*cking T on the river with a 20% chance.

Earlier I went out of the 3K£ GTD rebuy with AK against AJ - a 2/3 chance I lost.

Before that I had called a decent raise from late position with QQ and the guy who bet in early is allin with AK on a Low-Low-Low flop. I call and he hits his K! And that's a 80% chance I'm loosing there as well.

At some point I'm allin with QQ in a 20$ freezeout 4 fish calls. I have the best hand preflop but the idiot that called with J9s hits his two pairs.

So so sick!

30/743 in the $5 rebuy $10K GTD tourney

That's my best position in that tourney so far. You have to go top ten before it's starting to get interesting. 1st is between 3k-4k$.

Raining aces and kings

I just finished 6/172 in a 3K€ GTD rebuy. I hit AA and KK at least 5 times during the tournament and that sent me to the final table. Here people were sending each other out, unluckily also me before the 1st place :( but I'm satisfied with the 6th place as I played decently.

Damned fish!

Currently playing a 3K£ GTD rebuy. I've noted one dude that plays fishy. He raises 3½ times UTG. I call with AQ.
Flop: QQ6.
He bets the pot, I call.
Turn: J.
He goes allin, I call.
He shows 33.
River 3. Chance for that happening: ~4%. FFFFCK!

4/2xx in the 4K€ GTD rebuy.

Accepted. Spent a lot of time though this weekend without winning a lot of dough. Buuut accepted. It's going the right way. I was "lucky" in the 4K GTD or ... let's say my guts where rewarded. I was set allin when I had AJ. I thought for a short while and called 2 allins. They had AT and A5s. I hit a straight and got a motherload of chips which held to the final table. I played ok but lost ½ my stack when I called the lowstack with KJs as 2nd set me allin. He had TT and actually hit a set. But I'd cought a straight if I'd called. So annoying the dude sat with the tens. Righty. I'm out of here. Have fun ;)

5/133 in a 50$ buyin 5K GTD shorthanded

My best position today. Played it for about 5 hours :| In the end I'm low stack and the second lowests sets me allin. I call with A2 and he shows 87. I hit a 2 on the flop but the turn is a 7 and I'm out of there. Fack! Earlier in the other tournaments I lost a 60% chance and a 80% chance. Annoying but it shows me I'm on the very right track :) . I played another shorthanded 5K$ GTD in which I also hit the price positions. I can't wait til I go fulltime! See you later... I'm enjoing a 75cL Leffe Blond before I hit the bed.

Darn..

Would have gotten my to top 5 in a 600+ person tourney with $10K GTD :(

My worst bad beat EVER given with royal straight flush :)

OK. I'm sitting with AsKd and I'm raising preflop. One dude is calling and the flop says:
TsTdJs.
He checks, I check.
Turn: Qs
I've hit the straight and set him allin. He calls with TJ! :|
I have 1 out... hehe and hit my Ks. That's right folks I hit the royal flush :|

I play well and get to 9/22 (12 price positions) when I'm looking down at JJ. I call with the Jacks and the chiplead 2 seats after me on the button raises 5xBB. I think for ½ minute and sets him allin. He calls instantly and I'm looking down at TT :). Flop:
8cKcTd
Turn:
9s
Can I hit the straight or J?????
River:
3s.
And I'm out instead of taking the 1st position. Annoying since I made that killer move and had 80% chance ... check out the odds calculator in the bottom of the blog :(
Crap! But I'll get him the next 7 times then! ;)

Games on!

Yez, finally Friday! The sushi has been acquired, spotify is feeding my ears and I'm kicking it at two tournaments (5K$ GTD+3k€ GTD) and a shorthanded $22 sit'n'go. Kings just doubled my chips in the Sit'n'go ;) Time to rock!

Too many commercials

OK it looks like there's too many Ads on the blog so I need to reduce them. Otherwise it looks too unprofessional :|

Hello world

Rightyoh! So this is the first post on blogspot. The framework seems pretty decent. So let's see where it goes. I'll have to negotiate with my girlfriend about what days to play poker this weekend. I'll keep away from beers and the lads this weekend as I have a pretty tight schedule at work thursday -> Wednesday and it takes to long time for an old man like me to recover from such partying. But soon! :P